I’d be more interested in Western pop music if their videos involved bear fighting, though this certainly comes close.

They were talking about a bear attack on the news a few weeks back. I told J. that that’s how I’d want to go, and my tombstone would read “He died as he lived. Fighting bears.” She pointed out that the first bear I fought would most likely be my last, and therefore the inscription on my tombstone would be misleading, but I’m still not convinced that there’s some kind of minimum requirement for a career in bear-fighting.

Anyone reading this who possesses extensive bear-fighting knowledge is invited to add to this debate in the comments below.