An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer POST-APOCALYPTIC WORLD. When you get there, you can rent a SAND MUMMY and go for a swim. And there are lots of BRUTAL things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on BATTLE AXE with mustard, relish, and BLUE CAVEMEN on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of GIANT BAT with a nice FUTURISTIC slice of watermelon and a big bottle of cold TRICERATOPS BLOOD. When you are full, it’s time to go on the roller coaster, which should settle your QUEST. Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little HANG GLIDERS, that you drive and run into other ROCK BALLADS, and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big LOINCLOTH and try to grab the gold AMULET as you ride past.

Once in a while the stars align and my passion for psychotronic cinema and J.’s interest in gossip blogs collide. Today she sent me a link to this, Dlisted’s Hot Slut of the Day, Reb Brown. Loincloths, stone axes and perms never go out of style.

For even mor, including snippets from the Yor fumetti and illustrations by Neil Vokes, check out Yor Week over at Tomb It May Concern.