The sun is just rising here, in the past, but the day is ending for those living in the post-apocalyptic future. It is in this brief overlap of past and future, where you and I will spend the rest of our lives, that I create this time capsule containing birthday greetings for my time-lost brother.

Happy Birthday, Gary! I hope your day was filled with mutants, chainmail bikinis and Thunderdomes!

Some poor soul has finally taken pity on my baby brother and agreed to marry him.

Congratulations, guys!

Gary’s back to living one day in the future, so he’s probably already hungover.

Happy Birthday, bro!