Maybe that’s not how you spell “canuck’ll head”…hmm. I’m not so sure about this fine marvel animated feature Hulkster vs Wolvie, but who knows? It’s kinda weird that Marvel’s rocking so much on the movie right now, but their cartoons are well… Ultimate Avengers. This definately looks sharper than the other marvel cartoon stuff, but I dunno…what’s up with Wolvie’s mask? I get the whole “original look” thing, but it’s not really like the original or the current. That batman face with the yellow nose is just weird to me. Freak!

There’s just something about this new Hulk that doesn’t sit well with me…

I’m taking off to Toronto tonight to see Maiden, and as excited as I am about the show itself, I’m also delighted that that I’ll have the opportunity to just wander around town. The most recent Hulk trailer has only increased my desire to explore some of my favourite haunts, particularly along Yonge Street. As the world’s longest road, Yonge Street is perfect for any activity, from shopping to smashing. Come, let The Hulk and The Abomination be your guides.

First, there’s The Big Slice, which some people claim makes Toronto’s best pizza. Apparently The Hulk is a fan.

Here we have The Abomination visiting Zanzibar, a popular Yonge St. strip club. Like many tourists, The Abomination has his heart set on our completely nude dancers and

OH GOD, NO!

Finally, we see the sadly defunct Sam The Record Man, whose giant neon turntables have ruined the chance for shot-in-Toronto films to pass themselves off as American for decades.