Brothers of Christmas Future

Both of my brothers are already celebrating Christmas in the future, weakening relations abroad with their gargantuan frames, flailing limbs and overall clumsy ways. And though they conspire to destroy me, their Past Brother, I would like to wish them both a very Merry Christmas. It’s just not the same without them around.

One Response to “Brothers of Christmas Future”

  1. Gary Says:

    Holy shit, where do you find such wonderful amazements?

    Christmas is certainly not the same not being with everyone. Being in Japan for Christmas has its benefits though. I’m able to rewrite the holiday as I see fit. With nobody to question me, I am now the authority on Christmas for an entire nation!

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