Not The Father!
I had a dream the other night that the Maury Povich show had been canceled. I didn’t mind, until I realized that we would never find out if Valchas was the father of any of the 21 children various women claimed were his. It was the worst unresolved cliffhanger of my entire life.

December 18th, 2009 at 2:19 am
I don’t even like to think of the idea of losing my man, Maury.
He’s the last of a dying breed of the many talk shows that existed during the trash boom of the 90’s. It was truly a delight to witness his antics again after being away from North America for so long and now I miss him more than ever. The look of wonder and awe on his face during the Guess the Gender shows thrills me to no end.
The Steve Wilkos Show tries to bring back the magic of yesteryear but it just a hair short (no pun) of cutting it for me.
Valchas…oh Valchas…
December 18th, 2009 at 11:51 am
Luckily for us all it was just a nightmare. Maury recently beat out Oprah for adults aged 18 – 34. He isn’t going anywhere.
December 24th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
VALCHAS!