Archive for January, 2009

Burning Rubbers

Manga artist Junko Mizuno is finally offering up a fine selection of illustrated contraceptives and lubricants for your erotic pleasure, featuring cute creeps like Kondo-Chan, “a girl with a strong passion and curiosity for condoms.” Link courtesy of An Eternal Thought in the Mind of Godzilla, who has a couple of sample trading cards from the collection on display.

Y’know, for a second I thought maybe our niche could be “sleazy Journalista!”, but then I realized that Dirk already has that covered.

Posted in Junko Mizuno, Sexual Healing on January 20th, 2009 by Steven

Tea Time

A little Herriman makes everything better.

From the contents page of Don Marquis’ the lives and times of archy and mehitabel.

Posted in Herriman, archy and mehitabel on January 19th, 2009 by Steven

Stuck in a Beijing hotel right now, but at least the internet works!

I’m supposed to be in sunny Malaysia right now, but as fate would have it, I have to stick around in a Beijing Hotel for 24 hours. Ahhh….Air China. I forgave you….then you sent my bags to Jakarta on top of that.

Ah well, at least I have the internet!

beijing-internet-hijinx.jpg

Posted in Air China Chortle, Not hip to be Tiananmen Square on January 18th, 2009 by Gary

Punishing Mails

Mini-comic artist J.B. shares one of his earlier works, an artistic interpretation of a letter that actually saw print in a Punisher comic. Names may have been altered to protect the socially maladjusted.

Found via Robin Bougie, who is still Not Safe For Work.

Posted in Knife Huntress, Man Of Action on January 17th, 2009 by Steven

Join The Battle!

In a year as full of metal as 2008, Turisas managed to make a very deep impression on me. The video shown above gives me shivers every time.

We’ll march till we fall!

Posted in Viking Metal on January 16th, 2009 by Steven

Dark Victory

Archie Comics doesn’t want you to know the truth, but there’s a shit ton of violence in the earlier stories. In the ominously titled Dark Victory, Archie and Reggie decide to curbstomp their scrawny pal Jughead by pretending to reenact a famous comic book ad.

What they don’t realize is that Jughead has an entirely different comic book ad in mind.

Posted in Archie, Count Dante on January 15th, 2009 by Steven

Happy Birthday, Gary!

Gary’s back to living one day in the future, so he’s probably already hungover.

Happy Birthday, bro!

Posted in Birthdays, No Neck on January 15th, 2009 by Steven

Don’t Make ‘em Like They Use To

I couldn’t believe my eyes upon finding out that my old college pal had put up an old movie we made for school (and kicks). Truly a feast for the hearts of all! I’ll have to beg and plead for any other gems that may be lying around…

Posted in Abomination, multimedia, student film on January 13th, 2009 by Gary

I Swore I Would Never Do This, But That Yor Post Broke Me…

The Montreal Mirror has posted an interview with Rose City artist Karl Kerschl. Via Journalista.

Sean T. Spent yesterday afternoon going through The Horror Roundtable archives, and I found myself doing the same.

Gary’s birthday comes early; Comic Book Legends Revealed calls I Was Ben “nifty”.

Great Caesar’s Post and The Fortress of Fortitude are two great comic blogs that linked to I Was Ben despite all our best efforts to alienate everyone.

Teresa of In Sequence is posting again after taking a short sabbatical to watch Naziploitation smut. I especially like her take on physical intimacy in recent issues of Wonder Woman.

Nun-Chaku Training (in tears).

Robin Bougie eulogizes the VCR. Be warned, though the previous link is safe for work, the majority of his posts are DELIGHTFULLY NOT!

Also courtesy of Robin Bougie, Boobs The Blog, a site dedicated to teen sex comedies of the 70s and 80s. They know the score on Up The Creek, my second favourite entry in the sub-genre, so I trust their opinions implicitly.

Image from the comic strip Gentle Beau by Helene Lacelle.

Posted in Never Again on January 12th, 2009 by Steven

Yor Libs

An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer POST-APOCALYPTIC WORLD. When you get there, you can rent a SAND MUMMY and go for a swim. And there are lots of BRUTAL things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on BATTLE AXE with mustard, relish, and BLUE CAVEMEN on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of GIANT BAT with a nice FUTURISTIC slice of watermelon and a big bottle of cold TRICERATOPS BLOOD. When you are full, it’s time to go on the roller coaster, which should settle your QUEST. Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little HANG GLIDERS, that you drive and run into other ROCK BALLADS, and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big LOINCLOTH and try to grab the gold AMULET as you ride past.

Posted in The Touch of Fire on January 11th, 2009 by Steven