An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer POST-APOCALYPTIC WORLD. When you get there, you can rent a SAND MUMMY and go for a swim. And there are lots of BRUTAL things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on BATTLE AXE with mustard, relish, and BLUE CAVEMEN on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of GIANT BAT with a nice FUTURISTIC slice of watermelon and a big bottle of cold TRICERATOPS BLOOD. When you are full, it’s time to go on the roller coaster, which should settle your QUEST. Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little HANG GLIDERS, that you drive and run into other ROCK BALLADS, and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big LOINCLOTH and try to grab the gold AMULET as you ride past.

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