TRUTH: My name’s Gary, I work at an english school in Japan. This is a problem in that when someone in Japan says Gary, they often say Geelee. This means diarrhea. My name is Diarrhea.

TRUTH: I asked my girlfriend what I should write about on this blog. She replied “unchi”. It means poo. I asked why and she says that’s how kids reply to everything in Japan.

TRUTH: The dog made Gary on my futon last night.

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